my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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