he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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