Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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