wakey wakey hands off snakey
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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