Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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