Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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