The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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