Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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