I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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