party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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