oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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