Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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