Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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