That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
