You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
