do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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