I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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