The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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