Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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