therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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