This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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