Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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