ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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