just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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