his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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