Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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