90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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