I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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