Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
