I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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