why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
tell me about the fingering
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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