Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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