Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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