That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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