I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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