Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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