i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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