She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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