I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Why are your pants in the freezer?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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