are you still at the devil's house?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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