he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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