i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
