Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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