i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
