spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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