i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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