haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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