lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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