and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
How's work?
Spinning.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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