I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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