i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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