hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
soo... how was my night?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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